August 11, 2006

text messages in my phone

(from various people, all accurately transcribed)

Boy- they sure do take that prolife thing seriously, huh?

Ok- VAR important question: do you know got kicked off on So You Think You Can Dance on Thursday?

What? What's this feeling? Is this fuzzy sensation in my heart actually a growing affection for Kirsten Dunst?

i'm married and no one wants to talk to me anymore.

Its 104 degrees out and raining.... I have it here.

Yeah, if I were his roommate I'd sleep with a knife under my pillow just to be on the safe side.

I miss my twentysomething girl squad already.

I havent seen it all yet, but Michael + nasri = muthaf**kin awesomeness! Also, i bow down to Laura.

Do you have your apron and barefeet ready?

Alright. i'm inma finish the nintendo level im on then ill be there. Haha.

The wha?


DAVID IS TRYING TO SELL THE SPACE HEATER I LENT HIM! FOR FIFTEEN BUCKS!

2 comments:

David said...

THAT'S NOT TRUE!

I'm trying to get rid of the space heater I was given from Josh and Alison Gubser when they moved to Colorado.

Anonymous said...

bring mud glove.