Monkey-Woman

Today i got a lesson from my boss on how to use the paper slicer. Think about that one. A paper slicer. There's only one way TO use a paper slicer. There's no wrong way...besides sticking your tonuge under the blade. But i think we can all agree that an inbred monkey fresh off the short bus could figure out how to use a paper slicer. This goes into the archives alongside the lesson i got in saving my work before i close the program. i'm curious how he thinks i got through college without knowing about that whole 'save before you close' trick. There are others too....like how to make copies and how to lock the door, but i think the paper slicer is the best so far.

Dilbert

(aka Kal)