October 06, 2005

It's official: i have sclerosis of the liver.

i'm on my 2nd bloody nose of the day. Well, bloody nostril, so it's half a nose. It's a bloody 'no'. Getting 2 bloody noses in a day doesn't do anything for my hyper-supressed tendency toward hypochondria. (Once i very nearly convinced myself i had testicular cancer.) Anyway, i've managed to calm down and wonder the following: When the first human got the first random bloody nose (or 'no'), they must have totally freaked out. They had to think their brain was dissolving or something. These days we know these things just happen for no reason, (kinda like babies) so we don't freak out (note: inappropriate use of 'we'), but what if we didn't? That would suck. Or blow, since we're talking about noses. Anyway, if i'm not back in 15 minutes, Winter and Bren share guardianship of the cat.

(k)al(lie)

2 comments:

winnie niemeyer said...

duh kal, it is obviously the utterly ridiculous high altitude of sacramento...

winnie niemeyer said...

i should be a doctor...