FACT:

12 (number of players in the Lucky Lady fantasy football league)
11, 1 (ratio of male players to female player)
Kallie (name of lone female player)
Brute Competition, Manly Compensation (reason males joined league)
Kicks and Giggles (reason Kallie joined league)
Pretty Pink Ponies (name of Kallie's team)
11-2 (Pretty Pink Ponies' win-loss record)
2nd (rank overall, going into playoffs)
Sledgehammers (opponent defeated in semi-finals)
Mazar-i-Sharif Goats (opponent for the League Champion title)
Ponies: 106 - Goats: 100 (projected outcome of championship match-up)
Randy Moss, "Fast Willie" Parker, Donovan McNabb (Pretty Pink MVPs)
Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth (reaction of aforementioned 11 males if Kallie wins)
Eternity (length of appropiate gloating time if Kallie wins)