Everyone's favorite dreamboat, James 'Rugged' Beaver (far left), returns to dry land on September 17th. James has spent the past 2 years sailing around the world as a missionary and will soon begin his 'Kindergarten Teachers Are Sexy Too' campaign.
"The elevator, which had haunted its untidy shaft for a hundred years, came wafting skyward, dragging its ungodly chains and dread intestines after. The door exhaled open. The lift groaned as if we had trod its stomach. In a great protestation of ennui, the ghost sank back toward earth." -Green Shadows, White Whale
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