What Dreams May Come

Our wedding, as remembered in dream form by our friend Winter.

"First of all, it was in the woods...but it was also on the water, go figure. so people were like, hiking out to the middle of nowhere for the ceremony, or riding in trucks on hay bales, but there were also boats going by the lawn. but the wedding didnt fit the location AT ALL. first of all, i woke up dream-hating kallie because of the bridesmaids dresses...or should i say, bridesmaids tunics. they were these HUGE shapeless chiffonish embroidered tunics that went down to our shins. i was totally late to the ceremony because i was trying to fix my outfit so it didnt look like the epitome of craposity, and had to climb over people in the aisles to get to my spot, which really irritated mandy moore, who was an honored guest (huh?). and we also had huge shapeless skirts on underneath, and for some reason the drawstring on my skirt was broken and my skirt kept falling down during the ceremony. this really wasn't a big problem, because the tunic was so long anyways! and I just kept thinking, "these would look ok if they werent so ginormous!!" seriously, they were giant clouds of chiffon...we looked like cupcakes. whit just kept looking at me and shrugging like "what can we do??" or perhaps "kallie is dead to us." i just now remembered a lighthouse being right there too. anyways, some random guy decked out in a weird sailor's outfit was shooting a bb gun, at whom i dont really remember, but i dont remember being scared, so it must have been part of the ceremony, obviously. kallie also made us go on a boat and look at jellyfish, which just put her further down on my black list."