This round, we're incorporating a new game with a few of my favorites. See if you can match the text with its correct sender or context.
texts:
1. i - love -iron - man. duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh NUHNUHNUHNUH
2. Evil prayer kitty?
3. Kick his leg just to be sure
4. This may be 4am talking, but that Temple would ROCK.
5. Wait - motormouth and lil nra are different people?
senders/contexts:
a. to verify a possible Captain Ahab sighting
b. Winter
c. requesting assurance that a wedding won't be rained out
d. i actually have no idea what this text message is referring to and i didn't at the time i received it either
e. Travis
on to the fun:::
>i luuuuurve dave the laugh.
>No kitty for me today. Sorry.
>Lunch at tecate grill...er, maybe its casa ramos now...whatev. fish tacos!!
>jason got a job!!! and sold his car!!!! i'm sick in bed!!! but its raining!! happy monday winter, love baby jesus.
>Is your vets name presliegh?
>I'm going to need you to promise me you will never paint on anything other than your easel ever again.
>There Will Be Blood...and cookies!
>Bumper sticker of the day: satan sucks. tell everyone.
>Give me dyour drivers license kumber and expiration.
>Haven't seen the movie yet so i can only assume you are trying to tell me you guys are pregnant. Congratulations. hope this doesn't interfere with beer night.
>No on lunch, but wii are up for whatever.
>Everybody dies in the end.
>Are you with me wiff?
>i think the kitties benadryl just wore off. This should be fun.
>I had this realization today that if i didn't text you soon i was not going to make it on your next Text Messaging Blog Entry - and that would make me sad.
>What're tanks? and want me to bring the salad?
>Toe pick
>I'd be Sitting front row tonight trying desperately to correctly do a British lateral lisp while making fun of your husband and his AWESOME jacket.
>Hell is not the lake of fire we once thought. It is a giant, gray raincloud that never goes away.
>Unfair kallie. Unfair! I LOVE skanks. You know that. Unfair!
>Oh no, this just is not your week for being intenionally modest!
>this is the gayest club ive ever been in.
>Crazy like a fox - with schizophrenia!
>We used to go there so hing over.
>Wave to the camera
>She might help, or she might make it totally awkward so we'd better get some drinks in her.
>You need to learn to accept my lovin'!
>When discussing the norcal goldern hills andy made this comment, "they still look soft, like a freshly shaven cosmo."
>oh hi sally, i dont think i knew your Lexus is a convertible! / Oh it wasn't, i just got that one yesterday.
>Omg why am i at the stirring? I feel crazy out of place here
>i know Kung Fu
>i know Kenneth Forgoes Underpants.
>p.o.s.? Path Of salvation?
>id just pick W each time
>my phone sux monkey balls
>How many Branch Davidian spawns are there? bonus points if you can anme them.
>Help us Jeebus! I was way off. I got up to four.
>finally someone you can out-drink! A 90 yr. old asian man.
>Shantany lace.
>There are four ducks outside, and they all want Sunchips!
>Just found 5 unopened bottles of good beer in an empty apartment. Everything's turning up Millhouse!
finally, this lovely series from Ashley:::
>F%&K THIS. I hate change.
>>Don't in there. SEE. how do i change in to go using T9
>>>Sad and kind of cool that this is all i have to be stressed about right now.
>>>>Suck it.
>>>>>I just locked myself out of the house.
(answers: 1-b, 2-c, 3-a, 4-d, 5-e)
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