July 23, 2008

dinks on parade

Josh and i recently determined we're super square. We're also d.i.n.k.s, which means Dual Income No Kids. Even though we've never had kids, i've only just now had a job that offers what can legitimately be called an income. We're square because we have a house and sensible cars and full time desk-monkey jobs and a boy cat and a girl dog and we go to church on Sundays and watch The Mole on Monday nights (Go Craig!!). To counter this frightening phenomenon in our lives, we've apparently decided we can only stay in town for one weekend at a time, or else fill it with activity. Observe our 2008 summer:

June 7th: HOME
14th: Elk Grove
21th: Acampo
28th: HOME
July 5th: Portland
12th: HOME
19th: camping
26th: HOME- throwing a baby shower
August 2nd: HOME
9th: Walnut Creek
16th: San Francisco
23rd: Acampo
30th: HOME- giant birthday party
September 5th: HOME- faking a wedding (?)
12th: Roseville
19th: Bremerton
26th: HOME

So that's a big 8 out of 17 weekends spent at home. i'm starting to figure out why nothing ever gets done or cleaned at our house. Our poor pets are starting to think my parents have shared custody of them. But you know what? It works, and we can't really think of a good reason to slow down. And someday if we have kids we can show this post to them and say 'Look how carefree and fun mommy and daddy were before you and your crippling, innumerable needs came along.' HA HA! i can't type that with a straight face. Just kidding. We wouldn't say 'crippling.'

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