In a recent conversation, i was asked how many jobs i've had in my life. i began to count. i determined that i've held about 20 jobs in my 26+ years on this planet. Honestly, i didn't think that was all that weird, but apparently it is not at all normal. Nevertheless, here they are, as best in order as i can remember. These were all legitimate jobs, with paychecks and everything.
1 Official: Palo Cedro Youth Soccer
2 Official for junior high volleyball
3 Lettuce ripper and general grunt: Cypress Ave Deli
4 'Shredder': Ray's Ortho
5 Scanner: PLNU dining center
6 Barista: Point Break Cafe'
7 Labbie: PLNU ITS
8 Guest Service Rep / slave: PLNU Conference Services
9 TA: Doug Harrison
10 Staff Writer: Viewpoint Magazine
11 Adminsitrative Assistant: Alarmingly Moral-free Realtor
12 Barista: Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf
13 Barista: Nordstrom Cafe'
14 Bookseller: Borders
15 Communications Director: CA ProLife Council
16 Mystery Shopper: Regal Entertainment Group
17 ESL Tutor: Shasta College
18 Secretary: Simpson University Facilities Dept.
19 Marketing Coordinator
i really feel like i'm forgetting one or two. i know my granddad once paid Bonnie and i to turn a bajillion tiny hose valves on a bajillion acres of walnut trees, but i don't think that really counts.
Can anyone beat me? or even come close? i'm very curious.
i know the comment feature on this blog doesn't really work for most browsers, but i'm hoping JOSHUA will fix that for me as a present for my rapidly approaching birthday since i really don't ask for that much JOSHUA and i will make good on that threat to post something embarrassing about you every day until it's fixed JOSHUA.
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1 Office Assistant: Bethany First Church of the Nazarene
2 Lawnmower: Western Lawns
3 Barn Painter: Summer '99
4 Fence Painter: Summer '95
5 Camp Counselor: Excel
6 Adjunct Professor: PLNU
7 Graphic Designer: Self Employed
8 Adjunct Professor 2: PLNU 3 years later
9 Ticket Seller: Redhawks Minor League Baseball Team
10 Residential Consultant: PLNU
11 TA: Graphic Design IV PLNU
12 Errand runner/home keeper
13 Equipment Room Employee: NYU ITP
14 Off Campus Housing GA: NYU
15 Babysitter: Western Oaks MS Babysitters Club
16 Computer technician
17 Video Editor: SNU
18 Photographer: Weddings, etc.
19 Small Business Owner: CityWise LLC
20 Small Business Owner: Dodeci Inc.
21 Professionally Homeless (receiving 100k in Medicaid counts, I'd say)
22 Flash Designer: MEA Digital
23 Telemarketer: SNU
24 Webmaster: Koning and Associates
25 Audio Technician: Bethany First Church of the Nazarene
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