August 31, 2006

girl power

The beginning of a running list of non-dogfood things Kahlua has eaten....

An eyeglass repair kit
Borders price sticker ($14.99)
A ball and the 6 yards of string inside it
A small, emo kid named Austin*
Cat poo*
Danny's quarter
My sunglasses**

* commendable attempts
** ok, i have no evidence about this one, but i can't find them anywhere and she's been acting kinda shady. (HA! get it? SHADY! i'm hilarious!!!!)

Important List of Things Kahlua HASN'T eaten:

Cosmo

August 22, 2006

Happy Birthday to ME (and Whitney)

Thanks for all the text messages, phone calls, etc yesterday, it WAS a happy birthday! i had the day off work so i went and spent some Borders gift cards, did a little shopping and hung out with my sewing machine.
Then my housemate John brought his rottweiler Kahlua home from her summer break in Almanor and we mediated the meeting between the giant, friendly, slobbering Kahlua and the very confused and freaked out Cosmo. Fur flew, but no barking or claw marks, and attempts 2 and 3 were much better than 1, so it was relatively successful. They're seperated by a door today while we're all at work, but we'll keep 'introducing' them until they can be left together, undivided and unsupervised. We're not worried about Kahlua being mean, but she IS a dog, and dogs MUST chase things that run from them, especially when those things are speedy, fluffy and smell funny, so until we can be sure Cosmo won't run, they're seperated. They spent the morning on opposite sides of our bedroom door, both staring intently at the crack and sniffing. Very amusing. Yes, i still fully believe they'll end up as best buds, just not immediately. Pictures coming soon, i PROMISE.

August 11, 2006

text messages in my phone

(from various people, all accurately transcribed)

Boy- they sure do take that prolife thing seriously, huh?

Ok- VAR important question: do you know got kicked off on So You Think You Can Dance on Thursday?

What? What's this feeling? Is this fuzzy sensation in my heart actually a growing affection for Kirsten Dunst?

i'm married and no one wants to talk to me anymore.

Its 104 degrees out and raining.... I have it here.

Yeah, if I were his roommate I'd sleep with a knife under my pillow just to be on the safe side.

I miss my twentysomething girl squad already.

I havent seen it all yet, but Michael + nasri = muthaf**kin awesomeness! Also, i bow down to Laura.

Do you have your apron and barefeet ready?

Alright. i'm inma finish the nintendo level im on then ill be there. Haha.

The wha?


DAVID IS TRYING TO SELL THE SPACE HEATER I LENT HIM! FOR FIFTEEN BUCKS!

August 08, 2006

life is a highway companion

(from Entertainment Weekly) ...For most of its length, Highway Companion is not just a return to square one — it's also a true return to form. Grade: A-

(Rolling Stone) In a career that has now reached its thirtieth year, Tom Petty has never made a bad album. ...The man's consistency is pretty astounding. Highway Companion not only keeps his winning streak intact, it even rates above average by these standards. Grade: 4/5 stars

i know what you're thinking! 'Gee, if only i have a good reason to buy Kallie the new Tom Petty album and thereby prevent her from a life of crime.' i will do you the great favor of reminding you that
MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 13 DAYS.

August 04, 2006

How To Hug A Baby (if you're a giant dog)

ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!! THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW:
Instructions for properly hugging a baby
1. First, spy a baby.







2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.







3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.







4. The "paw slide" -Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.







5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.







Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. Good luck to all of you!

August 01, 2006

It's time.

My birthday month has begun!