Kallie's Dream

The following all took place in the upstairs portion of a jungle house, just outside the elevator.
My friend James Beaver and Grace (from Will & Grace) are both desperately in love with gay Will (from Will & Grace). James is despondant, Grace is insane. Observing, i wonder why Grace doesn't just go for James, since James is a hottie and heterosexual (@ least, before he fell in love with gay Will.) They are bickering over Will and every once in a while James storms off to fix the big gold elevator whose doors are stuck open and inside is an apartment with a 1970s dining room table and Will. To solve the "Who Gets To Be With Will" dilemma, Will's parents have been called in. His parents are actress Mimi Rogers and...Will. Will's father is Will, so there are two Wills, but James and Grace are only in love with the gay Will. Mimi Rogers is irate and mean (i think i was channeling Door in the Floor) and Will the Dad is bored; James is still bummed, but has almost fixed the gold elevator, Grace is just annoying. Then we're all downstairs, chest deep in water in the jungle house, so it's more like a swamp or the Amazon, and to get around we stand in little boats and use large fish (sea bass?) as oars.

James, wherever you are, you have some explaining to do. Nevertheless, you were the most rugged gay man i will ever come across.

ON WHY I HATE MOVING

My family has lived in the same house my whole life. i used to brag, then i graduated from high school.

I HAVE MOVED 15 TIMES IN LESS THAN 6 YEARS. At first i didn't believe it, so i had to write it out. Observe and sympathize.

1. August, 1999: Moved from Redding to PLNU/Nease Hall
2. May, 2000: Nease to Redding
3. August 2000: Redding to PLNU/Klassen Hall
4. May 2001: Klassen to Young Hall
5. July 2001: Young to Redding
6. August 2001: Redding to Rome/Convent
7. October 2001: Convent to Villa Borghese Apt
8. December 2001: Rome to Redding
9. January 2002: Redding to PLNU/Goodwin Hall
10. May 2002: Goodwin to Young Hall
11. August 2002: Young to Flex Housing
12. May 2003: Flex to Adrian Street Apt
13. April 2004: Adrian St to Redding
14. June 2004: Redding to Elk Grove, Harbour Point Apt
15. April 2005: Harbour Point Apt to Lake Point Apt

-k

Why Karma is Bunk

Every morning it takes me ten minutes to travel the length of the metered on-ramp, all the while, jerkies whiz by in the carpool lane and only about half of them are actually carpool-worthy. So yesterday, I'm in the carpool lane of the 99 for like 3 seconds when a cycle-cop spots me, pulls me over and gives me a ticket. i'm going to build a tollbooth at my on-ramp and charge carpool violators a dollar each until my ticket is paid off.

Movers 4 Hire

As of the 1st of May, Kallie and I will be in our new apartment. We are looking for strong, diligent movers who don't like stealing. Please apply to: movers@joshandkallie.com
We are excited to move into our new place. Hopefully the management will be better than our old place. Check it out:
http://www.rent.com/apartments/california/sacramento-and-vicinity/elk-grove/488941/

(Note: all movers will be paid in food only.)

Prayers for Grandma Markle

Just a reminder to all, Grandma Markle is going in for a doctor's appointment tomorrow to check on her stomach problems. Please keep her in prayer.