Kallie's Dream

The following all took place in the upstairs portion of a jungle house, just outside the elevator.
My friend James Beaver and Grace (from Will & Grace) are both desperately in love with gay Will (from Will & Grace). James is despondant, Grace is insane. Observing, i wonder why Grace doesn't just go for James, since James is a hottie and heterosexual (@ least, before he fell in love with gay Will.) They are bickering over Will and every once in a while James storms off to fix the big gold elevator whose doors are stuck open and inside is an apartment with a 1970s dining room table and Will. To solve the "Who Gets To Be With Will" dilemma, Will's parents have been called in. His parents are actress Mimi Rogers and...Will. Will's father is Will, so there are two Wills, but James and Grace are only in love with the gay Will. Mimi Rogers is irate and mean (i think i was channeling Door in the Floor) and Will the Dad is bored; James is still bummed, but has almost fixed the gold elevator, Grace is just annoying. Then we're all downstairs, chest deep in water in the jungle house, so it's more like a swamp or the Amazon, and to get around we stand in little boats and use large fish (sea bass?) as oars.

James, wherever you are, you have some explaining to do. Nevertheless, you were the most rugged gay man i will ever come across.