May 05, 2005

RootCanalLitterBoxComcast

i just learned that i will be having a root canal on Friday the 13th. Luckily, i'm a professional dental patient who specializes in root canals and other extra-unpleasant procedures. No amateur should attempt this.

We are in our new apartment and we love it! Thanks all who helped. Come visit soon, we have someone special for you to meet....OUR NEW KITTY! His name is Cosmo (as in Kramer) but Josh calls him Nancy. We've always been dog people, but we're learning that the whole cat/litter box thing is fantastic. Then again, our cat is smarter and cleaner and cooler than every other cat ever....

i know you're just DYING for pictures of Cosmo/Nancy/Daquiri (as David calls him) but since the Comcast monkey never showed up during his 4 hour window and can't come again for 2 WEEKS, i'm writing this from work. We'll put pictures up as soon as we can. "Don't worry," Comcast person says, "we won't charge you for these two weeks!" Yeah. Duh. i'd like to know how they'd charge us for the phone, internet and cable service we DON'T have because their guy DIDN'T come install it. (although he claims otherwise. Comcast: Do you live in a beige building? Josh: Yes. Comcast: Yeah, he said he went there and it was a beige building and no one was home. (For those unfamiliar with Elk Grove, EVERYTHING IS BEIGE. Elk Grove makes 'cookie-cutter' seem random.) My bet is that he was eating Doritos and smoking a joint in his truck somewhere. Come on karma, don't fail me now...)

Tirade over. Will post pics of kitty soon.

kal

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