May 06, 2005

Another Kallie Dream

Me and Travis and a bunch of my punk rock friends (don't laugh-it could happen) were walking through a mall or carnival (is there really a difference?) when we came across Steven Spielberg and a huge sound stage and a bunch of photographers, makeup people, etc. Apparently we had appointments to take stills of the new Star Wars episode (which Spielberg is directing now i guess) which we apparently were also in. i was dressed up like either Mary Magdalene or the Emperor, either way i had some sort of hood. My pose was that of Princess Leia and the whole "Help Me Obi Wan-Kenobi, you're my only hope" bit. While we were waiting to take the picture, there were deleted scenes from Minority Report playing on the hugest screen ever. Something about Tom Cruise and Colin Ferrel in a cab. Steven was explaining that these were the scenes the studio made him cut. i didn't know that anyone could make Steven do anything he didn't want to do. i got tired of waiting or had to pee or something, so i drove away in my big jeep, and a PA had to come get me. Steven Speilberg was not to happy with me for driving away. i just kept thinking, "You look like Karl Martin." By then Travis and all my punk rock friends had left, leaving me to take my picture all alone at the dark carnival/sound stage.

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