December 30, 2007
December 24, 2007
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!!!!!
THE PRETTY PINK PONIES WON!
LEAGUE CHAMPION! I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON! I'M THE BIG WINNER! I BEAT 'EM ALL! FINAL SCORE 116-114! VICTORY IS MINE! THE GIRLY GIRL PROVED TRIUMPHANT! THE GLASS CEILING IS SHATTERED!
I'M A WINNER!!!!
December 23, 2007
guess what?
Jason & Winter came to visit! They made extra time in their Christmas vacationing to come up and see our house/town. We showed them the bridge, took them shopping, attended a soccer game (Disasters: 6, Scrounges: 2), sang along with 'Spiderpig', and most importantly, sat around in our cozies eating chips, making fun of Cosmo, and playing Nintendo. To the surprise of only the boys, Winter and Kallie proved to be vastly superior at Playground Dodgeball than Josh and J. Wowie-wowow, it was a fun 3 days! We made big plans for the future, including Thanksgiving in WA, becoming inexplicably wealthy, and general merriment.
Also, chopping big cedar logs with a 30-yr old axe is not for sissies.
December 18, 2007
FACT:
12 (number of players in the Lucky Lady fantasy football league)
11, 1 (ratio of male players to female player)
Kallie (name of lone female player)
Brute Competition, Manly Compensation (reason males joined league)
Kicks and Giggles (reason Kallie joined league)
Pretty Pink Ponies (name of Kallie's team)
11-2 (Pretty Pink Ponies' win-loss record)
2nd (rank overall, going into playoffs)
Sledgehammers (opponent defeated in semi-finals)
Mazar-i-Sharif Goats (opponent for the League Champion title)
Ponies: 106 - Goats: 100 (projected outcome of championship match-up)
Randy Moss, "Fast Willie" Parker, Donovan McNabb (Pretty Pink MVPs)
Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth (reaction of aforementioned 11 males if Kallie wins)
Eternity (length of appropiate gloating time if Kallie wins)
11, 1 (ratio of male players to female player)
Kallie (name of lone female player)
Brute Competition, Manly Compensation (reason males joined league)
Kicks and Giggles (reason Kallie joined league)
Pretty Pink Ponies (name of Kallie's team)
11-2 (Pretty Pink Ponies' win-loss record)
2nd (rank overall, going into playoffs)
Sledgehammers (opponent defeated in semi-finals)
Mazar-i-Sharif Goats (opponent for the League Champion title)
Ponies: 106 - Goats: 100 (projected outcome of championship match-up)
Randy Moss, "Fast Willie" Parker, Donovan McNabb (Pretty Pink MVPs)
Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth (reaction of aforementioned 11 males if Kallie wins)
Eternity (length of appropiate gloating time if Kallie wins)
December 17, 2007
Merry Christmas
TEXT MESSAGES IN MY PHONE, vol. 298754 (all transcribed in exactitude)
Jesse's trying to sing come thou fount and can't remember the words. You would totally smoke him.
i'm moron so i can be not tied down with just one wife
Youre kinda both right. It just depends on where in the states your citrus comes from.
i'm still hoping the church does a knock up job of decorating for Christmas...
is that a gyno tool in johns pocket?
I'm glad she's gone. I couldn't handle her eyebrows all season.
Haha ok?
Amber has decided that you are due to have kids and apparently we're babysitting. (there is so much about that statement that is wrong)
i'm standing right across from the stampede, trying to sober up. This is kinda funny!
we high vagina'd it
The shed is open. don't fall i'm the white trash when you're there
i can't wait till we have $ someday and we can buy each other all the awesome things we deserve. (not sent by josh)
Did you try yelling whoopie?
in a past era it was a beatNick Thing to do.
I think we're going with Ingrid. The line about Rogaine totally made it for us.
Thank jeebus for books.
i just googled tiki. you are correct.
id totally forgotten how completely bad ass gandalf is.
Today she congratulated ronald for having two poles in his office.
Chapel description brings memories of my part
Trying to wrap presents after having a half a bottle of wine might be one me the most underrated fun activities EVER. By 3/4 of the bottle Scotch Tape is the most ingenious/hilarious invention.
4-letter word for ripsnorter?
is lyn both lyn and lorihs?
Lets watch Love actually then! THAT'LL SHOW HIM!
Ey yo i'm going to go Tomorrow to checkity check the church out
Jesus loves ME!
What the- i want to see dr paul.
Jesse's trying to sing come thou fount and can't remember the words. You would totally smoke him.
i'm moron so i can be not tied down with just one wife
Youre kinda both right. It just depends on where in the states your citrus comes from.
i'm still hoping the church does a knock up job of decorating for Christmas...
is that a gyno tool in johns pocket?
I'm glad she's gone. I couldn't handle her eyebrows all season.
Haha ok?
Amber has decided that you are due to have kids and apparently we're babysitting. (there is so much about that statement that is wrong)
i'm standing right across from the stampede, trying to sober up. This is kinda funny!
we high vagina'd it
The shed is open. don't fall i'm the white trash when you're there
i can't wait till we have $ someday and we can buy each other all the awesome things we deserve. (not sent by josh)
Did you try yelling whoopie?
in a past era it was a beatNick Thing to do.
I think we're going with Ingrid. The line about Rogaine totally made it for us.
Thank jeebus for books.
i just googled tiki. you are correct.
id totally forgotten how completely bad ass gandalf is.
Today she congratulated ronald for having two poles in his office.
Chapel description brings memories of my part
Trying to wrap presents after having a half a bottle of wine might be one me the most underrated fun activities EVER. By 3/4 of the bottle Scotch Tape is the most ingenious/hilarious invention.
4-letter word for ripsnorter?
is lyn both lyn and lorihs?
Lets watch Love actually then! THAT'LL SHOW HIM!
Ey yo i'm going to go Tomorrow to checkity check the church out
Jesus loves ME!
What the- i want to see dr paul.
December 08, 2007
their ranks increase daily...
soon the babies will take over
College buddies Jeff and Erin Kane welcomed Jonah into the world on November 24th (yay! a birthday buddy for Bonnie!). Jonah was 4lbs and 5 weeks early, so we already know he takes after Erin more than Jeff. Everyone is home, healthy and happy now, and we can't wait to meet him!
College buddies Jeff and Erin Kane welcomed Jonah into the world on November 24th (yay! a birthday buddy for Bonnie!). Jonah was 4lbs and 5 weeks early, so we already know he takes after Erin more than Jeff. Everyone is home, healthy and happy now, and we can't wait to meet him!
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