March 29, 2005

Kallie's Dream

i was in the back seat, Whitney was driving and Winter was shotgun, and we were all talking about something when Winter said "I just can't wait to be a daddy." It was a weird thing to say but i ignored it, until i realized that Whit and Winter were both in on something i was unaware of. All of sudden we were in our beachfront mansion made entirely of windows and yet enclosed inside Klassen Hall. Winter announced that yes, she was pregnant! i immediately offered my condolences and sympathies but she was actually very excited and showed me the postcard that the doctor's office had sent her. It was the standard form kind where they fill in the details; it said "Dear WINTER MITCHELL, this is to confirm that you are PREGNANT but not LACTATING." i asked how it happened, since Winter hadn't wanted kids yet. She said she had a nodule that had counterbalanced her patch and made her pregnant. Suddenly it was a few years later and Jason was showing me a photo of himself with two little blond boys, (Winter had twins) and telling me that they had named the boys Evan and Uritch. Later i fell off the top of my giant canopy bed which was floating in water but i didn't sink in the water i landed on my back and floated while on the phone and telling Korina about the pregnancy.

(For a good half hour this morning i thought about how weird it was that Winter and Jason were going to be parents.)

1 comment:

David said...

I'd like to order 3 of the little baggies Kallie's smoking before bed.