Don't cry for me, Elk Grove

This website takes your pics and finds your 'heritage'. i think they define heritage VERY loosely. Here are Josh, Purg and Travis. Other victims of my boredom included Katie Trihub, who's lookalike was Millard Fillmore (the 13th president), Jason Niemeyer: Scarlett Johansson, and Whitney: Penelope Cruz. Since you asked, a single pic of me got paired with everyone from Shirley Temple to Lauryn Hill to Michael Jackson.