Weekend of the Almighty Asterisk

Jason and Winter came and visited us for Memorial Day weekend! They didn't stop by on their way to or from somewhere, they came TO US, FOR US. We are special peeps. Here is what we did with our timity-time-time:

-Saw the bastard hybrid of Jim Krasinksi & Michael Phelps*
-Had the best gutful of In N Out EVER**
-Made Penny look like a rabbit
-Wandered through the Arboretum and visited The World's Largest Sundial***
-Just about killed Jason
-Went grocery shopping (no really, it was fun)
-Made the kickest-ass meal ever crafted at 1142 Walnut****
-Played Settlers of Catan*****
-Watched 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon'******
-Went Aqua Golfing (the balls float)
-Visted the winery and got harassed by a drunk rancher
-Saw the Largest Privately-Owned Waterfall*******
-Baked some souffles********
-Watched all the best episodes of Arrested Development*********
-Smelled and saw Shasta Dam**********
-Visited the Baker Country Club for a swim, steak dinner, and outdoor fireplace sit-around
-Saw Sue!***********
-Met a gorgeous barn owl
-Observed masterful uses of Legos
-Discussed iphones************

As you can see, it was a weekend of spectacle, intrigue, and giggles. Thanks for coming to visit us! We really do feel honored and hope to return the favor soon.
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*he wasn't what you would call 'classically good-looking'
**Thanks to Charles in Woodland for delivering the savory
***That Is Also A Bridge
****Any previous meals prepared by the previous owners and ibvolving Special Herbs do not count
*****Two times!
******Three times! We heart Jimmy.
*******In The State Of California
********Two times! (oops)
*********And the worst Arrested Development episodes are still better than the best thing on tv right now
**********The spillway of which is the largest man-made waterfall in the WORLD!
***********The largest and most complete T. Rex skeleton in the WORLD!
************Eleventy-billion times!