January 11, 2005

Funny Book Titles

these are funny/scary titles that i've come across at work, i've included their corresponding sections and i'll update it whenever i find more::::
Sorry, Everybody: An apology for the re-election of George W. Bush (political science)

Impotence Is Always Having To Say You're Sorry (humor)
I Hate Red, You're Fired!! (interior design)
How To Think Like A Pancreas (diabetes)
What The Hell Is A Groom And What's It Supposed To Do Anyway?
(wedding reference)
The Day My Butt Went Psycho
(children's fiction)
Bless Your Heart Tramp
(humor)
Itty Bitty The God Who Loves You
(occult & parapsychology)
The Complete Idiot's Guide To The Politics Of Oil Investment Banking
(politics & government)
and finally, the best ever...
Truly, Madly, Viking (romance)
You may purchase all of these stunning works of literature thru bordersstores.com

:] kallie


1 comment:

David said...

I definitely agree that Truly, Madly, Viking is the best - but How To Think Like A Pancreas comes in a close second.

If you have this book at your store, be sure to read through:

"I Love To Have You Touch Me" ...has to be among the warmest things a woman can say to a man By Dick Sutphen (or Dick Stuffin if you're Jenn Tracy)

Here's my favorite poem:


Climactic Secret
________________

Your magic place
told my
tongue
a secret.