"I made a Ralphwich - it tastes hurty."
SHUT UP! Oooooh-that said in a deep vibrato.
That was embarrassingly entertaining! Do it in 3D!
Ken LEEEE! A dibo de debowchu!
You know who else is weird? Republicans.
Help us Jeebus.
Do you guys have the gaZlbo?
Be joe is YUCK.
My brain engets both. i'm f&*%$d
never take antibiotics on an empty stomach and then try going to yoga. bad news bears.
Your hearts will clubbed and buried in the ground with a spade for a diamond? Or something witty?
i want to punch suede in his vagina.
How many hiphipsters does is take to screw in a lightbulb?
Uh. I'm definitely NOT watching the season finale of one tree hill. Why?
Earlier I was listening to a game warden and a man covered in pigeons talk about Vietnam.
I'm walking through a movie set in the West Village and a goth midget just ran into me.
What's a hold bikini? But that sounds awesome hommie!!
Overheard on the streets of NYC: "Ya, I'm surprised I didn't hit a drunk guy last night."
minus the part about babies, i agree with you.
you do realize that cannibalistic declaration will end up on my blog right?
but still come prepared for wine, doggies, giggling, yoga and very fancy cupcakes.
Juan on Juan.
Txt me back! You lima bean licker!
then iwill put this on list for when oyu are herew 111 oh man im drunk
I just say a woman on the back of a motorcycle with NO PANTS ON!
You just want andy & his elmo laugh anyway.
that last text better not end up on your blog.
i just accidentally spent $225 on a haircut and highlights.
i wish to jesus on high i could say corkskrew.
i just found a box in the basement that says "old time machine."
Hopping.
"Exploding Deer Population Causing Billions in Damage."
This weather makes me wish we were prancing outside of Lost Coast Brewery again.
Her name is Visitation Brochure.
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