texties

(i'll just give you a minute to be uncomfortable with that word)

In case you're new: when my text inbox gets full i put all the choicest ones on here for you to giggle at and ponder the contexts of the conversation....assuming there was one.

-I'm watching Wheel of Fortune and i think Pat Sayjack might be drunk.

-mom made me vacuum. i told her that u luvd 2 vacuum w/a dyson and that we should let u do it when u arrived. she didn't go for it.

-Have you noticed that the the little icon on Obama's posters kinda looks like a patriotic pokimon ball?

-Yes, i'm particularly interested in how it ended up in Wisconsin...

-I'm going to a Passion Party for my sister in law tonight. If you don't know, it's like a tupperware party for sex toys. I'm going with my in laws.
---How do you pick out an outfit for that?

-I was wondering what name you'd give me this time...I imagined your reply, 'oh blow fish...' or 'silly lizard...' :) thanks pussy willow.

-(p.s. It's true. My good looks have 'gayed' many a man.)

-May need then for shooting before then.

-COACH FRACKING TAYLOR in all his majestic hair-flying glory. i luuuurve him.

-Very. I almost fell asleep and started making out with my chair.

-no one else would appreciate my loose seal costume.

-I love you though. And my mama.

-Corn corn corn maze.

-Just drove by swiftly stillwater - on my way to Good Times Pizza bitches!!!

-Yeah i'm at a restaurant and i don't have a pumpkin...

-we just saw approx 30 geese walking in single file along the side of the highway

-i told tam they were real and so far she believes me.

-Can I steal Josh's klepto costume idea? What did he do to pull it off? (i don't think she had any idea how punny this message was)

-We had our first Mormons on saturday :) he said he had lit. about 'what is truth' so i said 'we attend the naz church, so we're good on that front'
---He mumbled something & started to back away. Poor little acne faced asain mormon boy was at a loss for words

-Amz saw Deathcab and Neil Young last night- well most of Neil, until she got kicked out for throwing a cup at someone.

-Wanna watch Cloverfield at our place?
---It won't be so shakey on a small screen.

-no it wont. it will still be stupid.

-Happy 95 thesis day!!!

-Did you say the f word?

-What is the range of your set of bells?

-We were shopping for a cage for moonshine or something.

-What's hootie's real name? i think he's a country singer now.

-I tried the bar of soap last night. Slept pretty well!

-Thanks Bazooma Bunny.

-I tricked a girl into being my girlfriend.

-Story for you. Today I was rummaging thru a cluttered drawer at work and saw a lone green skittle at the bottom of the drawer. i though, "yum a treat for me". i went to grab it and realized it was the plastic end of a small screw driver. I am sad.

-no. shut up i hate you.

-Ok rad. Drinking with my momma. Wohooooo

-Dude. What's up with your blog?

-That's gonna come back to haunt him.

-3629 Hildale Ave

-Write it down this time please! 3629 Hildale Ave

-So you know who serviced you.

-And josh is a party poop hat

-FYI Lyn is in a muppet Xmas sing along coma right now.

-Tina is bringing a panda film.

-She still has to fly to AZ to sick it up.

-Did Turkey-clause bring you anything good?

-Rhinestone cowboy! WHAT TIME?

-Oh i had a crazy night with stuff once. Or twice.