I'm nobody's snow ho!
That's what small-group wives are supposed to do, right?
He decided to give me money instead! That was the most stressful experience of my life
just found 2 large furry detached legs of the insect varietal on bathroom floor.
Dance magic dance. I am jealous.
I'm going to punch linguistics in the balls.
I think I may start wearing hair pins. Is that okay? I'll start with bobby pins then work my way back in time. (note: not from a female)
You're bald???
It makes it really hard to stalk you when you park in the back.
He wants to be outside so much but can't seen to handle the wind. Kinda like a fat kid!
Jesse says that if pete comes it would be a petenic.
How can you "kind of" look @ a strangers underpants?
Bitch please
Hermie? Hermie? Hermie?
considering I'm STILL finding eyes from 5 years ago I'm very excited to see what you come up with.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god. What are you going to wear to the gala?
I'm going to poke my eyes out with...my shiny award!!! Let's to party!
i took a fake sick day last thursday, and now i think i have bronchitis or pneumonia. lesson learned.
--apparently i may have what they call "walking" pneumonia. yes, i am that lucky.
So. Two more years. Thats a lot of harley time.
only if i cough directly into your mouth. i promise i won't.
Who is the lead singer of the police? (Sting) You know that song "coming in the air tonight" who sings that? (Phil Collins) Its that guy right? (No)
That's amazing! Hey my sister's having her baby right now her f***ing b**** of a dr isn't there. She's lucky i'm down here buy i'd f*** her the f*** up.
--I just got the call...She pushed out a 9.3lb kid! Holy vagina batgirl!
Assolutamente fantastico, amico!
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