Commercials that try to combine beer and exercise into one lifestyleThose platform flip-flops made of foam
Anne Hathaway
Using ellipses instead of real punctuation to communicate your hipster thoughtfulness...
The canine version of racial profiling
The return of scrunchies
Flooding
Judd Apatow movies and their revolving casts.
People talking about 'times like these'
That sedan across the street from our house that NEVER MOVES and makes it impossible for us to U-turn
Leggings
Reality tv shows featuring competing chefs. What is the draw??? you can't taste what they made!!
Noisy frogs
Pretty much anything pertaining to Jane Austen
Churches that only ever teach on 'scandalous', 'controversial' topics. They're like celebrities who blab on and on about being 'real' or supermodels who crow about being ugly in 7th grade
Daggers
Cat dreadlocks
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