"The elevator, which had haunted its untidy shaft for a hundred years, came wafting skyward, dragging its ungodly chains and dread intestines after. The door exhaled open. The lift groaned as if we had trod its stomach. In a great protestation of ennui, the ghost sank back toward earth." -Green Shadows, White Whale
2 comments:
NAMED IT?????
Now how are you supposed to EAT it?
Is that a giant pickle? Big Red would be so proud!
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